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I'm an easygoing dude, but I have to admit that I got my hopes up. My money isn't going to hold out forever, and I really don't want to start borrowing money, so when a good job that paid enough came along, I might of gotten a little excited. I guess my situation is one of those things, where I don't really ever expect to succeed, but I keep taking cracks at it on the off-chance that my luck takes a dramatic turn for the better.
It could happen!
So, front page asks "Are you prepared for a zombie outbreak, or are you just going to wing it?" Man. This isn't a fair question, because there are so many types of zombies. I'm assuming your old, standard, flesh-eating, zombie-creating, hordes of the rotting dead. I don't think this is unreasonable. If they're fast, we're probably all fucked anyhow, so let's not worry so much. Just keep the same plan, but add "Do it fast, everyone, come on. Faster. Seriously."
I don't have a plan, just general guidelines. Like, maybe I should of kept a machete nearby or something, but I didn't. Zombies just didn't seem likely, you guys! My recommendation is to stay away from large population areas. Like, ok, cities are going to be bad enough, but I'm talking about your big-box stores. Everyone is going to want to take a crack at their local Wal-Mart because it has everything.
It's also got zombies! Surprise! It's totally a zombie vector of infection, and you're well-aware. Zombies follow their food, so there's nothing like clustering yourself with a bunch of angry, irrational shoppers. It's like Black Friday, but with more entrails.
When I worked at Wal-Mart, I was disgusted that there was no Code Gray, for zombie uprising. I put a memo into corporate, but my supervisor told me zombies were fictional. Maybe so, but it only takes one nation-wide uprising. I tried to warn them.
Ok, so there are zombies. You're probably boned. Find a place without a lot of people that's easily fortified and with clearly marked escape routes. If you're surrounded, it's a matter of time before you lose, so if that becomes the case, a sharp blow to the back of the head should do it. Save the bullet for the last person as a matter of courtesy. The truth is, as long as you're careful and vigilant, once the original infections starts, you should be able to ride it out. Just remember that they're not your friends anymore, and she doesn't remember your anniversary. Awful, I know, but it was only the paper one anyhow. What was she gonna get you, a crane? You better just get going.
It could happen!
So, front page asks "Are you prepared for a zombie outbreak, or are you just going to wing it?" Man. This isn't a fair question, because there are so many types of zombies. I'm assuming your old, standard, flesh-eating, zombie-creating, hordes of the rotting dead. I don't think this is unreasonable. If they're fast, we're probably all fucked anyhow, so let's not worry so much. Just keep the same plan, but add "Do it fast, everyone, come on. Faster. Seriously."
I don't have a plan, just general guidelines. Like, maybe I should of kept a machete nearby or something, but I didn't. Zombies just didn't seem likely, you guys! My recommendation is to stay away from large population areas. Like, ok, cities are going to be bad enough, but I'm talking about your big-box stores. Everyone is going to want to take a crack at their local Wal-Mart because it has everything.
It's also got zombies! Surprise! It's totally a zombie vector of infection, and you're well-aware. Zombies follow their food, so there's nothing like clustering yourself with a bunch of angry, irrational shoppers. It's like Black Friday, but with more entrails.
When I worked at Wal-Mart, I was disgusted that there was no Code Gray, for zombie uprising. I put a memo into corporate, but my supervisor told me zombies were fictional. Maybe so, but it only takes one nation-wide uprising. I tried to warn them.
Ok, so there are zombies. You're probably boned. Find a place without a lot of people that's easily fortified and with clearly marked escape routes. If you're surrounded, it's a matter of time before you lose, so if that becomes the case, a sharp blow to the back of the head should do it. Save the bullet for the last person as a matter of courtesy. The truth is, as long as you're careful and vigilant, once the original infections starts, you should be able to ride it out. Just remember that they're not your friends anymore, and she doesn't remember your anniversary. Awful, I know, but it was only the paper one anyhow. What was she gonna get you, a crane? You better just get going.
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