Weird.

The last several nights, I've been woken up very early in the morning by what sounds like someone speaking. I'd thought it was the lingering of a dream as I came out of a particularly persistent REM phase, but no. Right underneath my bed, there's someone speaking. It's unhurried and sounds like someone's alternating between a solemn sermon and a university lecture, but at 3 AM, and exactly underneath where I sleep.

The words are muddled and I can't quite make them out. There's nothing to do but go back to bed, but it's definitely new and definitely surreal.