My hair is bright pink. Someone yanked my hat off my head as I was walking into work, and I went from 'chill' to 'fucking kill' in no time flat, probably to the surprise of everyone surrounding us. My manager was standing right in front of us, and the dude who took my hat without saying boo, first, was like, "Woah man, pink hair! Why?"
So I turned around. Yanked my hat out of his hands.
"Why don't you mind your fucking business." It was not a question. "And I don't know where you got the fucking idea that you can just walk up and touch my fucking hat, either, asshole. So the next time you've got a good idea, ask first before you just start snatching shit off people's heads, you dumb son of a bitch."
I mean, that guy's okay, but you can't take shit. Set ground rules right away. The rest of the day went smoothly.
So I turned around. Yanked my hat out of his hands.
"Why don't you mind your fucking business." It was not a question. "And I don't know where you got the fucking idea that you can just walk up and touch my fucking hat, either, asshole. So the next time you've got a good idea, ask first before you just start snatching shit off people's heads, you dumb son of a bitch."
I mean, that guy's okay, but you can't take shit. Set ground rules right away. The rest of the day went smoothly.